Yep, It Would Be Garfield

If, if I had those twins,
I'd mark this evening as the first time Twin B
read a comic all on his own, word for word (even
words he may not have known [like "voodoo" for instance],
but sounded out oh so awkwardly).

I'd be pretty excited, only I'm sure it would have
had to have been _Garfield_ or something . . .

Then my partner would drop everything
and take him to get the Promised Hotwheel . . .

and on the way home, he'd lose another tooth. So
then the tooth fairy would have to go back out . . .