Uh, Some Freak Just Commented on an Old Old Post
Who knew?
Who knew people would dig into your "archives"?
Never even suspected I was that interesting.
Found this in my email this morning.
Said post:
You're kidding right?
You called the cops because some drunk guy hit on you? Or did I read that incorrectly?
Women freak out way too easily. , most murders,rapes, *bad things* happen to women from men they trust/adore/love etc. Not from drunks in stores.
It's people like you that call the cops everytime your panties ride up uncomfortably that cause MY taxes to go up to pay for more law enforcement.
blue2go said... Dangerous situations, both in the posting and in Dragonfly's comment.
Dangerous is leaving the house on that "first date". Hell, dangerous is leaving the house.
Build a bomb shelter, stock it really well, and never leave home.
End
I tried to wade through my past blogs, honestly I tried, to dig up this dirt--but who cares? Anyway, I think the proper response this "guy" is looking for might look something like this (if I wasn't so d*mn lazy):
FREAK OUT???!!? FREAK OUT??!! What the hell?? You are a total ASS, you, you big JERK!! LIKE, he wanted my body, and like, he was OLD and NASTY. You think us girls freak out over murder and rape?? WTF? What's to freak out about those *bad things* when I've got my face on, hair done, and booty shak'in? And you know what, ASSHOLE? I don't even wear panties, you big loser! Screw your stupid taxes--I like a man in uniform come to rescue me, Yeah, a REAL man--not some whiney baby-boy come scrawling all over my blog without a dick from which to piss from! can't even leave a name or handle--grow a pair! you have a few things left to learn about women! BTW, if you really are sorry, I'll understand, my number is 555-5555 . . .
Yeah, I'd write something like that, but I'm just not in the zone. Not feeling it. I think the post was originally about drinking and driving--the guy stumbling over drunk at the counter . . . sigh. Laugh. Giggle giggle. Sigh. Who needs a bomb shelter when a swift, solid knee to the groin and a palm to nose has always worked just fine in the past?
posted by SquirrleyMojo @ 8:30 AM
19 Comments:
YOU GO, SQUIRRLEYMOJO!!!
Loved...loved...absolutely LOVED your reply! :)
If you getcomments forwards by email, you can click SquirrelyMojo at the bottom, and the link will take you to that specific post.
Personally, I don't think I'd mess with a SquirrelyMojo. ;)
You stated that when you asked the drunk guy if he was driving, he told you no, he had a driver. So you called the cops because you were "freaked out" Not because you were concerned for his or other drivers safety.
And from looking at your other posts, you get "spooked" often. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. You go girl!
My point was... people who call the pigs every time they get spooked, detract from the "real men" who have a REAL JOB to do. So while they are looking for some plates on some car, to investigate some broad who was uncomfortable because a guy was old and drunk.. some other guy was getting away with rape on the other side of town.
P.S. Those real men.. I've beat the shit out of several of them, no problems.. they are pussies without a gun and or backup. They are the boys I used to beat up in highschool, the same ones that can't get laid without preying on a womans power/authority fantasies.
Anyhow, great blog. Good stuff.
P.S. I didn't find you. You found me.
Yours Truly,
Rytskyo
P.S.
"when a swift, solid knee to the groin and a palm to nose has always worked just fine in the past?"
Has it? I can't tell. If that was the case you would of felt secure, and wouldn't need a man that substitutes a gun for his other deficient parts :)
P.S.S. If I told you who I was you might "get spooked" so I will save you the heart palpatations, but needless to say, you are far from gorgeous, I give you 4 stars out of ten, so feel flattered some grandpa decided to give you the time of day.
Much love,
Rytskyo
Rytskyo, oh boohoo........ Sounds like my english sucks and you didn´t get what I meant.
Mojo, thanks for the laugh.
Sorry... I need to make sure I have the logic of this straight.
Woman #1 has just been confronted with a man whose judgement is impaired and who is obviously thinking of only one thing. She's "spooked" and calls the cops because who knows what will happen next, but it isn't likely to be rational. It might not happen to her, but it could happen to someone else.
Meanwhile, across town Woman #2 is (theorerically) getting raped. I think we can assume that at some point she was also "spooked" by the man raping her.
So, if she had called the cops, would she be just as evil as rytskyo thinks Woman #1 is? Because nothing would have *happened* yet, so she's just crying wolf at that point, right?
Ok, women. Next time you're spooked, call all your friends. Ask the guy who's spooking you to hold on a second. Get a consensus: is this a case where you should or should not call the cops? If you aren't certain, please wait until *after* you are raped, so that you don't tie up the attention of the cops who would otherwise be across town helping... um... you, actually.
Tell me, ryt, were you upset when the cops caught you after you "spooked" a woman and she phoned in your license plate? Sounds like you were, a bit.
What fun!
Rytskyo, if I only knew it was you from the beginning! I think I *might* remember your blog--but you've taken it down? I can't link it. I thought I'd draw out Mr. Anonymous. Thanks!
And now you want to gender spar? What are the three main targets to do some serious border work on a men raised in our society?
#1 Question his "manhood" (which in our society is easily defined by physicality--both aggressive tendancies & stature). Perferably, refer to his anatomy and the size (or lack) therof.
Basically that's about it. But I like to give people the benefit of a doubt, so I tried (I thought rather pathetically) to question brain/logic stuff . . . but I see #1 works well on even intelligent men (if you are who I think you might be--something about jeeps and beaches ring a bell?).
It's not you (being a jerk or anything--that was a hypothetical to all anonymous types)Rytskyo; it's the way our society has trained us to value ourselves and eachother.
Another example or border work, or ways in which we keep our genders "in line"? In your reply to me, you really hold back (why? I wonder?). Do you really worry about what other bloggers might think? or even me? are you concerned at what type of cyber personality you have created here?Pshaw--you should not. Instead,use this space to examine and question your feelings . . . are they *your* feelings (particularly about women), or are they feelings and attitudes taught to you by others? friends, family, culture, ect.
And if women attack the penis, men attack overall appearance/sexuality of women. Your second post must have felt more gratifing: "you are far from gorgeous, I give you 4 stars out of ten." But why would you succomb to the societal gratification of surface level sparing?
If you are the writer I think you may be, I may have been devestated at a critique of my writing--not the sweet, able-bodied shell from which I work . . . sigh.
Oh--and I found the post. grr. so much work! it's in February. I'm not reading what you are reading there--which is exciting! People bring lots of baggage to writing when they read--what kinds of past experiences with women are you bringing to my text?
Mmmmmmmm. What perfume are you wearing, Rytskyo?
You make me feel like Hannible Lecter . . .
Uh, Some Freak Just Commented on an Old Old Post
Who knew?
Who knew people would dig into your "archives"?
Never even suspected I was that interesting.
Ya, I hate that when they do that stuffs to me to. I mean c'mon its 2005! but I geuss some people have better than nothing to do. Ya know in your settings ya can not archive your past posts so people won't dig in em since we dont like that. If you want me to tell you how to do it i will, no problem. Us womens gotta keep each others heads up in the water if ya know what i mean. So got to SETTINGS and their is box with a check to archive old posts. Click on e that box and that will remove the checkmark in the box. Only click it on time thoe, because it wont work if you click it twice. Make sure the checkbox is gone from the mark. And I dont wear my panties ether, Im glad that more people are like me, me and you could be sisters or something. We could call our selfs the panty less chicks who hates **** I wont swear on your blog since you didnt on mine. I have respect for that type of stuff. Give me that guys email and I will email him with this program that will give him like almost therty emails in 1 second. That will make his email froze up and he will think two times about messing with a squirlymojo! Well I love you, and dont be getting sad about this guy because he is just some looser that prolly cant even understand what you say'ed back to him. If you dont cant get rid of your archives I will help you. Realy I mean it I will help you.
Take care. Also I am puting this blog on my blog so people will see what that guy did to you and maybe they will help to.
Missy (Panti less webmisress)
missxy.blog.de/
Ooops I forget this important thing!
sorry for that. I hate that when people forgot stuff to do and then they put another email to remind me about what they forgot to do. Visit me and with your friends!
Missy
Some women just really do have power.
Does that make you less of a man?
Well shit!
I know who you are!
http://waukesha.friendsearch.com/dating/wisconsin.htm
Really! How long have you been reading my posts?! Heart palpatations my ass. Did you google your old blog and find this? No wonder you were in Febuary. It all becomes clear.
Well, now that we are finally having conversation--how ya doing? Did she really take the kids to Europe? I always liked your blog (even if you are not the guy who wrote about the jeep and the beach), but as you can tell, I have a very fictious mind and I like to see danger and intrigue in the mundane . . . it keeps my blog/life spicey. Or at least, in my mind.
I have a million questions for you, but the most urgent one is: were you writng back to yourself "anonymously" on your own blog? That really wasn't other people? Talk about hate mail--some of the comments on your blog were so angry and full of hate . . . I thought you might be trying to get the attention of your ex.
Nah, my partner worked in corrections for 5+ years. Your blog was sad and a bit twisted (by the bagage I brought to it no doubt from other tales of inmates not 5 miles from my home), but not "spooky." Facinating about the international dating and marriage, though, to be sure.
Sigh again. I'm kindof disappointed that I solved this puzzle so quickly--I was distracted from my own mundane life this morning . . .
Rytskyo, if I only knew it was you from the beginning! I think I *might* remember your blog--but you've taken it down? I can't link it. I thought I'd draw out Mr. Anonymous. Thanks!
And now you want to gender spar? What are the three main targets to do some serious border work on a men raised in our society?
#1 Question his "manhood" (which in our society is easily defined by physicality--both aggressive tendancies & stature). Perferably, refer to his anatomy and the size (or lack) therof.
Basically that's about it. But I like to give people the benefit of a doubt, so I tried (I thought rather pathetically) to question brain/logic stuff . . . but I see #1 works well on even intelligent men (if you are who I think you might be--something about jeeps and beaches ring a bell?).
It's not you (being a jerk or anything--that was a hypothetical to all anonymous types)Rytskyo; it's the way our society has trained us to value ourselves and eachother.
Another example or border work, or ways in which we keep our genders "in line"? In your reply to me, you really hold back (why? I wonder?). Do you really worry about what other bloggers might think? or even me? are you concerned at what type of cyber personality you have created here?Pshaw--you should not. Instead,use this space to examine and question your feelings . . . are they *your* feelings (particularly about women), or are they feelings and attitudes taught to you by others? friends, family, culture, ect.
And if women attack the penis, men attack overall appearance/sexuality of women. Your second post must have felt more gratifing: "you are far from gorgeous, I give you 4 stars out of ten." But why would you succomb to the societal gratification of surface level sparing?
If you are the writer I think you may be, I may have been devestated at a critique of my writing--not the sweet, able-bodied shell from which I work . . . sigh.
Oh--and I found the post. grr. so much work! it's in February. I'm not reading what you are reading there--which is exciting! People bring lots of baggage to writing when they read--what kinds of past experiences with women are you bringing to my text?
Mmmmmmmm. What perfume are you wearing, Rytskyo?
You make me feel like Hannible Lecter . . .
Very witty. I have no hang up about my masculinity, in fact I fit the GQ mold quite well, and when I drink, women never call the cops :)
Seriously though, I can only speak for myself, but I think most "real men" feel the same way. We are far less self critical about our penis size or appearance than the female species. Whereas the majority of the women I've sleep with, spend more time getting pretty than they do actually bettering themselves. And society wonders why there is a power curve, although that power curve is an illusion at best.
My original comment was merely to reflect my viewpoints on abusing the law. You said it yourself, your phone call could of cost that man his job, his children, whatever. I highly doubt any lives were saved, and I think you can agree on that also.
If I called the police everytime a fat girl that I didn't find attractive, looked at my ass, I would be spending half my waking hours filing police reports.
No more talk about Jeeps and Beaches!
I choose to comment on you're opinion that a guy wearing a badge with a gun is somehow a "real man". He is a cop, nothing more. I personally laugh at them. They risk their lives for a salary that I earn in a month.. comfortably I might add. I have several buddies on my golf league that are in law enforcement, decent guys, but they fit the stereotype of "no power in their lives" so they substitute with a job that gives some.
I was not holding back. I saw no point in defacing your blog with venomous wording, irregardless of how strong some of my opinions may or may not be.
What type of past experiences am I bringing to your text? Most of my experiences with the opposite sex have been rewarding, some less than. But I look at women at face value. They want the security I can provide, and they want to parade me in front of their friends. I seriously believe that they care more about what other females think about them, than anything else. I would almost venture to say that many of them base their own self worth on what other females view them as.
Stereotypes, if you look up the definition of the word.. are not drawn from the top of a bored writers head, they are based on fact. A joke isn't usually funny, unless there is at least a hint of truth in it. But now I am rambling, so I will stop.
P.S. No perfumes at the moment, just pure man juice! But when I do indulge in polluting my already superior scent, I wear drakar-noir.
TO: Logically Confused - No, your logic is flawed.
TO: Missy - "dont be getting sad about this guy because he is just some looser that prolly cant even understand what you say'ed back to him."
You have no idea how hard I laughed after trudging through your post to arrive at that paragraph. Missy, I almost wish my blog was still up so you could come provide some humor for my readers.
Rytskyo
It's a pity your partner worked for corrections. A dead end job, with little or no pay. And ironically enough one of the professions with the highest divorce rates. I am speaking of corrections now, not Police work.
Yes, she is gone. To Poland. I have progressed past that. Children are gone. It is as if they never existed, and perhaps indeed it was all a long twisted dream. And yes, that was the sites original purpose, and she seemed to like the content when it was fluffy and I was placated.
Yeah, I had a few people who seemed to think ridiculing my blog was vogue, however unlike you I did not delete posts because they didn't gel with my theories. I suspect they were friends of the ex, or one of the guys at my league. Either way, they left me alone about 2 months ago when I closed the blog and turned its purpose completely around. So now its just appraisals, chemo, and computing. Finish up loose ends, possibly publish a work I finished sometime ago.
But hoorah, I expected you to know who I was from the first post given the logistics of the reply post and the negative comments you made about mine.
Join the list of detractors, and now my father is coming over to go eat and golf, so I will not be able to respond for some hours, but have a great day.
Whoooaah, I think I just heard a voice from outside my door... oh shit what to do, what to do .. where is my phone :)
Rytskyo
hey, I never delete other people's posts. that hurt.
and I've only deleted one of my own--i try to keep it real.
yeah, dead-in job--pay was ok. my partner worked on the "rehabilitation" end of the corrections field. sadly enough, and i meant to post this today, an old "client" whom my partner had to send back to prison several years ago, shot 3 local people this week when he got out.
our prisons are a mess. revolving doors. people come out worse than when they go in. that's what makes it a dead-in job/field--the system is so screwed up it just wants to make $$$ off from having felons instead of offering new opportunities for them when they get out.
ryt, I think you missed my point. Too much sarcasm?
Let me put it more plainly:
I've been in a situation like Mojo's. Same sort of drunk, sexist, uncomfortable but not safe scene. I didn't do anything, assumed it really was nothing. The situation turned very quickly from safe to unsafe and by the time it did that, there was no getting help.
But since you think Mojo should be grateful the guy even looked at her, maybe you think I had it coming to me.
The line is not as solid as you think it is. But, you know, play golf, comb your GQ hair, polish your ego. I'm not at all surprised you only find yourself with shallow women. You deserve each other.
Well said ladies.
If the situation is making you uncomfortable take action. That's why we have police..
WHOA...............
Blog Drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it.
Hello SquirrleyMojo,
I hadn't been following your blog per se, I just found my url on your site, you know .. bit creepy.. perhaps just a lonely soul.. etc.
Anyhow, putting closure on this, I guess we all have different views on our law system. I agree with you. Prison solves nothing. I started a prison blog prisonhell.blogspot but then decided after a couple posts that most people would never need to worry about that. Anyhow, I want smaller government, less laws etc. You may wish different.
Logically Confused: I did not miss your point. It was well written. I am the farthest thing from shallow, in fact I inflate my opinion of myself purposely to avoid sinking.
SquirrleyMojo: My mistake. I re-read the blog in question. He didn't have a ride home from a biker, he was loitering to see you. Maybe to apologize or perhaps he was nervous about your drunk driving comment and wanted to see what your mindset was.. or (unlikely) he was planning on doing bad business to you. My fault, please accept my apology, and I won't troll your blog anymore:)
Ryt
Wow! Flame Wars! Interesting! Squirrels you are never boring that's for sure!
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