Another Saturday
What to do today ??
I woke up this morning from a delicious dream
and asked my partner for a baby.
A little girl named Shannon. With red hair.
This little girl has actually been haunting us for quite sometime.
She's right there, on the verge of existence.
I can feel her little fingers curl around my own.
I see her walking in from school with her books.
I see her forehead sweating from child birth travail.
I see her opening the envelope and screaming upon her first publication.
I see all of my unrealized hopes for myself
reflected in her . . . she's waiting in the void,
arms and hands stretched out--
wait, that's a little creepy. I don't want to go all _Beloved_.
Anyway, my partner just laughed.
posted by SquirrleyMojo @ 10:26 AM
9 Comments:
Yep, that's the trouble with children, as a parent you have all of these preconceived (ha ha) notions about them--and guess what? They're nothing at all like that! But you love them anyway, more really, for being their own little person.
Awwwww. I have a little red headed girl, her name is Olivia and she is 4. My oldest son is also red headed. I love red heads. So beautiful, so fiery, so sweet. Maybe I'll post pics of them today.
I hope you get your baby!
I agree with pbs and denny, children are NOT what you think they are going to be. Nothing even close. But they are cute and lovable. And they do smell nice for at least three minutes after you get them out of the bath.
Nice poem...
all the best
I have to agree with all of the above comments. They are great, yet at times....well, they're your kids.
Kids....Little humans that consume your life. Wonderful. They suck at times and also rock it out in the most loveable way. Be ready....its deffinatley a ride.....
Beautiful! Put me down for one of those too. When you find her, clone her for me.
Lol! Loved Etcher's comment!
My significant other had a dream that he had a dog. The dog would "hold" my SO's hand in his mouth. He said it was a gentle hold; not a bite or anything. And he and the dog were partners in saving the world. My SO always has _War of the Worlds_ dreams.
So, should you have a baby? And should my SO get a dog?
Hmmmm....
HOW TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE READY TO HAVE CHILDREN
THE MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
THE TOY TEST Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night.
THE GROCERY STORE TEST Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
THE DRESSING TEST Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside.
THE FEEDING TEST Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
THE NIGHT TEST Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in
water. At 3:00 pm begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 pm. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 pm. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00am. Set the alarm for 5:00 am. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years and look cheerful.
THE INGENUITY TEST Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
THE AUTOMOBILE TEST Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There......perfect.
THE PHYSICAL TEST (Women) Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 1/2 of the beans. Leave it on for the rest of your life.
THE PHYSICAL TEST (Men) Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
THE FINAL ASSIGNMENT Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
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