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Friday, August 19, 2005

I Imagine Most Mothers are Pretty Busy Right About Now

A friend of a friend of a friend
showed me this back-to-school
supply list for first grade:

1 Folder w/child's name
1 Plastc school box (5"x8")
3 #2 Pencils--Sharpened
1 Box 24 Crayola Crayons
1 Box Crayola markers
1 Pair Fiskars scissors
2 Small Glue Sticks
1 Pink Pearl Eraser
1 Large Box of Tissues
2 70 Page Wide Rule Spiral Notebooks
1 Box Quart Ziplock Freezer Bags
1 Box Gallon Ziplock Freezer Bags
1 Box Baby Wipes
1 lb. Ground Beef


Anything not quite setting right with you?

6 Comments:

At 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other than the fact that teachers are now demanding brand-name supplies? Can they really dictate that? Next they'll start saying where they must be bought...

Oh, wait. You probaby meant the ground beef, eh?

 
At 10:40 PM, Blogger Lillee said...

Get this

30 bucks school supplies
30 more bucks school pictures
Dental exam $50 bucks
Book rental $25 bucks
The feeling you get when he turns around and blows you off for some girl...priceless.


Second grade sucks.

 
At 7:58 AM, Blogger swamp4me said...

Geez, when I was a teacher I never thought of requiring my students to purchase food...could have saved myself a bundle of money! :)

 
At 10:47 AM, Blogger PBS said...

Ha ha, one of these things is not like the others...

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger Fred said...

Ground beef? Is this teacher stuffing her freezer compliments of the parents?

Baby wipes? For what?

I'd make a call before sending this stuff in to school.

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger Phil said...

Yes, first graders shouldn't play with scissors.

 

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