Mosquito Bait
While I am still alive
THEY should harvest my blood
and discover the reasons mosquitos
are attracted to particular people more so
than others.
I donate my body to science.
posted by SquirrleyMojo @ 11:02 AM
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
THEY should harvest my blood
and discover the reasons mosquitos
are attracted to particular people more so
than others.
I donate my body to science.
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8 Comments:
Mosquitos are more attracted to people with malaria.
Really.
That might explain the fevered ramblings...
Avoid eating bananas during the summer -- honest, THEY did a study.
No way ?!@??!
I seriously eat a TON of bananas!
SQMOJO
HAHAHAHAHAHA! MALARIA! THAT EXPLAINS ALOT!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Maybe you're just sweet!
,mUAKAKA....HEHE...nOW THAT SCIENCE IN ACTION!
Eating anything sugary will attract them, fruit included!
We gratefully accept, thank you.
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