Compromises
My writing group fell apart yesterday.
I must admit that I am so relieved--
even if my feelings were hurt a bit.
I'm so tired of having my credibility questioned
simply because I am not a total prick.
Example:
Yesterday a student approached me
with a question about his quiz.
He had written: "blah blah and that's what
helped make America the utopia it is."
I circled the word "utopia" and wrote "?!"
ie. WTF?
He just wanted to make sure I knew what the
word "utopia" meant.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I leaned way back in my chair,
stared him straight in the face
and slowly said:
"You did NOT just ask me if I knew
what utopia meant."
The LINE at Privilege University USA
has just been crossed.
Place your seats in the up right position.
That kid just failed this course.
3 Comments:
I'll give you five dollars if you say the following to your student:
Utopia is like zero: it’s a description of something that doesn’t exist. Coincidently zero is precisely what you’ll get, as it is a representation something else that doesn’t exist—your intellect.
Wow.
Whoa. I'm not taking any of your classes.
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