The Kissing Disease

My blood tests are back and
it has been determined that I am indeed a slug.
A sloth.
Yet with good reason: mono.

What student passed this infectious
disease to me? And how?

Do I suddenly feel guilty for not taking their
mono seriously enough? Sortof.
I can barely get off the sofa.
Barely grade finals.

So this is what those students were trying to communicate to me?

Please, share your mono story with me.