Do you have a Corgi for Tuesday?

I am all about Marlena Cervantes' new business offer:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070730/ap_on_bi_ge/rent_a_pet
[ironically, even if the owner cringes at snide "rent-a-pet" comments, as the article notes, Yahoo! ignores her preferrence and uses the phrase in its very address!]

Seriously, can you imagine how convienient that would be?
No longer would consumers need to choose between breeds--
we could have a different breed for every occasion . . .

Now, if only small children came packaged so neatly;
wait, they do: Foster care and Big Brother/Big Sister.