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Sunday, December 16, 2007

How to Double Your Weight Gain this Holiday Season

Throw a party for 20+ people.
Prepare absolutely delicious foods for a least forty.

Coordinate the time of the party with a "snowstorm."

Sulk for two days that only 4 people were able to show up.

2 Comments:

At 10:01 AM, Blogger Matt said...

Sounds fantastic. I'll be right over. Who diets in December anyway?

 
At 4:22 AM, Blogger kazumi said...

where are you when i neeeeeeeeeed you!?!

 

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