New/Old/Barrowed/Blue

New: We finally replaced our grill (remember it was stolen last spring and we vowed not to replace it until we moved from the ghetto). This grill has two surfaces and, whoa, a cover. Did not come with 35cm reinforced steel chain.

Old: I'm worried sick over 4 students who did not complete their final work for ENG150 (basic literacy). Just turn in your d*mn work! You'll get like a "C," people--come on! I sent out group emails pleading for them to contact me at home--ridiculous, no?

Barrowed: Borak--I'm so ashamed. I knew it was risky, but I had no idea that it would be this offensive AND not funny. No laughs. At least I can tell my students that I have seen it and hated it.

Blue: The color my daughter's eyes would be.

And Pete Rose? Not that I know anything, anything about football, but so what? He bet on his own team every night--how could that fix the game? Sports fanatics.