SquirrleyMojo:

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Sunday, February 27, 2005

Is this for real?

How did she--? What--? When he--? Huh??

At 10:51 PM, Nayeli said...: Wow. Now there's an option! Next time I want to get pregnant and the "donor" I choose isn't up for fatherhood, I'll just accept his gift of sperm in my mouth and then...uuuhh...put it in the freezer in a mason jar until the right time? Yeah, I'll do that.
But certainly I would NEVER, EVER file a paternity lawsuit after successfully delivering the miraculous child. Now that is just plain wrong.
At 1:29 AM, sumo said...: Yikes! That's just so icky!
At 5:10 PM, MC Etcher said...: As Dr. Malcom reminds us in Jurassic Park "Life...Finds a way."

Seriously though. I heard once, years ago, about an accidental impregnation.

The woman performed oral sex for her bf, and then on her way home was attacked. She was mugged, stabbed repeatedly and left for dead.

She lived, but became pregnant. I guess those little sperms really do their job well.