Don't Google Your Own Blog

The experience can be rather depressing.
For example, I found a site called "BlogShares"
and discovered that my blog was only worth $6,000.
In virtual cash.

I think my value is down b/c I cannot figure out
how to install a blogroll. Should it be "role"??

And excuse me Mr. Kant! How do you justify
putting a "[sic]" after my name???
Do I not have the agency to name myself?
I think I'll just stroll over there and ask him--


I am beginning to understand why [some] men
[may] fear castration . . .

grumble grumble
piss and moan