SquirrleyMojo:

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

I'm NOT All That

Last night,
shopping.

I didn't have the ovaries
to wear my antlers.

My antlers rock.
They jingle. They're soft.
I look good.

Still, I couldn't imagine
being stared at
and making merry out there in shopping land.

I so disappoint myself.

[I will do it. I will blog it. If I get another
chance. I do need to renew my license.]

4 Comments:

At 12:48 PM, Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

It'd go great
with my new trim even.

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Tim P. said...

how about a santa hat? i saw a number of those -

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger Happy and Blue 2 said...

The hardest part of wearing festive things is that people expect you to be festive.
It's just too much responsibility in my way of thinking..

 
At 10:29 PM, Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

Happy--exactly.
I want to wear antlers and be cranky and rude.

Santa hat? No. I've got more imagination than that.

 

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