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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

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[x] I have a funky feeling my car will break down today along side of the freeway. The car is making a loud noise and seems to strain when changing gears. Transmission no doubt. So what do I plan to do about it? Fill it up at the BP and get a car wash, of course. I want to look good when I break down. I'll throw some sneakers in the trunk. Maybe a box of Cheezits and a water bottle. Who can pay for a check-up this close to vacation? Especially if it *is* the transmission? I don't want that hanging over my head while I'm sunning on the beach . . . I'd rather cope with the situation as it smacks me in the face.


[x] On another note, if I survive this week without making a complete mockery of Higher Education, I plan to finally do some serious job searching this summer. Yes. Perhaps. Seriously, I should. I'm considering the . . . Travel Industry. Sadly enough, the freelance copyediting job I sent for this weekend turned into a wash. I simply have no training in that area. Honestly, I don't think I will ever be able to truly focus on anytype of career without some meds, either. Bothersome.


[x] I had a horrible bike accident this weekend. Yeah. I was teaching some little kid how to ride his bike by leaning over him, holding on to his handlebars, and pushing as fast as I could run. We made some good speed. Until the kid accidently slipped on the pedals and put the brakes on suddenly. My first thought? His soft body would provide a nice cushion between me and the asphalt. My second thought? Aiiigaaaaaaaarf--don't land on and crush the kid! I twisted my hip, fell on the bike, and punctured my leg. Huge contusion. People were staring. The kid scuffed his palms and one knee. Meanwhile, I almost DIED.


[x] Have you been listening to "This I Believe" on NPR? My instincts want to mock it, but I think it may ultimately be a thoughtful way to provoke a wee bit of unity in [deep gravel voice] "a divided nation." What do I believe? Is it similiar at all to my neighbor?


[x] I'm off to the office today--must be there by noon (not likely at this rate). The last week of classes is simply so drawn out! I don't believe that anyone wants to be there. We are all finished. I'd rather compose my reading list for the summer--any suggestions?

15 Comments:

At 10:20 AM, Blogger Happy and Blue 2 said...

How about a book on transmission repair or a good first aid manual..

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger MC Etcher said...

Hope your car holds up until you can get it repaired.

I just spent $1300 to fix my 14 year old vehicle, so I feel your pain.

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger MC Etcher said...

Hmn, reading list... This is for you, not your students?

'Freakonomics' is surprisingly good.

Also, 'The Sea of Tears' is also scrumptuous reading.

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger MC Etcher said...

also.

 
At 5:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simon Mawer's _The Fall_. The layered meanings are incredible and well played out. Or _The Gospel of Judas_, which is an excellent portrayal of someone struggling between religious and scientific morals.

_Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell_ by Susanna Clark. Magicians in a Victorianesque England. The writing style reminded me of A.S. Byatt's _Possession_ for reasons I can't quite articulate. Oh, it has footnotes.

_Dialogism: Bakhtin and his World_... never mind. That's my reading list.

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger Lillee said...

I'm sorry you almost died. How tragic.
I adore anything written by Alice Walker. Try her. I also like the book of Psalms.
Car problems suck. I had a flat tire on the interstate a few years ago. Right before I got my cell phone. I walked 3 miles for help. It sucked.
Have a nice day.

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger portuguesa nova said...

I have not read a single book lately that I've even remotely liked. Please give me a heads up if you find something you enjoy.

 
At 3:35 AM, Blogger kazumi said...

I'm with Portugesa Nova on this one and in recent times haven't been able to enjoy a book enough to finish it.

Book club night's next week though so I'll hopefully know of some goodies then...

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since you asked for more...

Anything by Jim Crace. Amazing use of language and I've always found his stories interesting (the novels more so than his short stories).

I really like Guy Gavriel Kay. He's in the sci-fi section, but his style is very much like historical fiction. Stay away from the Fionavar Tapestry, but take a look at Last Light of the Sun--vikingesque--The Lions of Al Rassan--Christianity meets Islam, with wars, sort of--Song for Arbonne--medieval Europe-ish. These three have less emphasis on fantasy/magic than his others, and it's very clear he's replaying some moments in world history; he's just picked a different (but highly recognizable) world. I'd recommend Lions as a first pick.

Margarat Atwood's Oryx and Crake is extremely interesting, if you haven't read it yet.

 
At 1:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fell out of a hammock last week, with five people watching me as I flipped in slow motion, like Wile-E-Coyote, hung in the hammock that was turned upside down with me in it, and then: boom. I fell. My left side is pretty bruised. As for your bike accident, you can at least say you were helping a kid ride a bike, and weren't being a cell phone person by talking on the phone while falling out of the hammock?

 
At 6:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Honestly, I don't think I will ever be able to truly focus on anytype of career without some meds, either. Bothersome."

Your taking the wrong meds. You need Psychotropics.

Also you shouldn't be thinking about children when you need to get a summer job and you can't even afford to fix your car AND go on a cheap vacation. You would make a perfect welfare mother.

Also, don't lie to your readers. The grandmother (not aunt) was 82, and her grandson (not nephew) shot himself for undisclosed reasons. She died of natural causes.

 
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