DOUBLEGANGER
That's right, you read it.
I believe I may have a doubleganger following me.
In fact, I believe
that it is posting on this blog,
as well as others,
with the anonymous button
under "SQ," "SQMOJO," and "Mojo."
Do not be fooled.
My true trackmarks are green, I tell you!
I see this form, this figure
especially in mirrors
and downtown window frames . . .
have you ever experienced such anxiety?
How do I rid myself of it?
13 Comments:
Nah, it's not a doubleganger. Just my imagination again. Whew.
SQ
LoL. More like a tripleganger, how I describe it. I can be such a loser sometimes.
SQMojo
Whoops!
LMAO!!! Wooo--lonely, today 'eh?
Mojo-licious
Can't get nothing right, d*mnit!
SQMojo
outside of the titillating thoughts smashing thru my lobes by the thought of a tripleganger... uh, i forget where i was going with that...
WOW. What are you smoking?????
So wait, is Triglyph my doppleganger, then?
Remember O Squirrely 1...there can be only one...as you brandish your sword
and the heavens burst forth its mighty force upon you...and immoral for all time you shall be! Oops!...that was IMMORTAL! Heh heh...I be a laughin'!
Hey, SQMojoley:
Suppose you were me. Suppose you had a blog just like mine, with all its whinging about money and drooling over horses and occassional ewww wedding moments. Suppose you had been emailing Guy for six weeks. Suppose Guy was asking about photos of London.
Would you give him the URL to your (well, my, but you're me now) photo album so he could see the zoo pictures or would you neglect to mention it exists because 1) d*mn those are some out of focus pictures no one should have to look at and 2) better to keep the blog secret from the Guy for now, because, hello, you (I) sound like a nut and he should only be scared away after y'all (we) have beer and pizza?
I figure since you're busy exploring multiple personality, this is a perfect time to have you be me. So to speak.
This isn't fair Darth 'Vacado--if I had a cool blog like your's I'd share it with the world. Are you kidding?
This guy's wanting photos, why deprive him? The zoo pics rock.
But I'd make him give me something in return . . . any ideas??? ::-)
SQ
If I could find mine, I'd make her ass sit in this chair and I'd go home and get some more sleep.
that's the trick PQ:
if you meet, you die.
pretty crappy set up, 'eh?
SQ
Well, in all fairness I have more access to pictures of him than he has of me.
Plus, he just sent me photos of Greece. So fair's fair. He should get to see the fuzzy tiger.
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