Crayola Conspiracy: I'm on to You
I found a 10 pack of Crayola Markers
on sale for under a buck.
I used them tonight;
my hands are covered in reds, blues, greens, and blacks.
I remember seeing the "Washable Crayola Markers"
right beside my bargin buy for like, $3.89.
Do you connect what I connect?
Never before have the "regular" crayolas
bled like they did tonight; they were purposfully
made to bleed so that parents with messy children
might exclaim,
"WTF? I'm going to buy the washables next time!"
posted by SquirrleyMojo @ 8:04 PM
5 Comments:
LOL. Even crayon makers are becoming wiser. And meaner..
Crayolas have a chip in them that identifies the user. If it detects hands over the age of 5 it proceeds to bleed all over the offending user.
It's a conspiracy, I tell you!!!
What about those fruit scented markers?
Sure, it seems fun, until you realize it's teaching huffing to the childrens!
Damn those crayola people. So, I'm working on a post [in my head] about how my husband ruined a load of laundry because he left a CRAYON in his pocket! AAAHH! Once the crayon hit the dryer, we had to say good-bye to the load. What am I going to do with the man?!?:)
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