Not Exactly Alive Either

But I'm not dead.
My death clock suggests
that if I don't turn from cynical realist
to blithe optimist soon, I'll be hitting the morgue.

Meanwhile, I found a bizzare sort of addy in my email
bright and early this morning.

I could use close to 200,000.oo now--who couldn't?
Would a live specimen suffice?
My current model is starting to show signs of wear and tear . . .


I promise to be more cheerful in the next post.