Not Exactly Alive Either
But I'm not dead.
My death clock suggests
that if I don't turn from cynical realist
to blithe optimist soon, I'll be hitting the morgue.
Meanwhile, I found a bizzare sort of addy in my email
bright and early this morning.
I could use close to 200,000.oo now--who couldn't?
Would a live specimen suffice?
My current model is starting to show signs of wear and tear . . .
I promise to be more cheerful in the next post.
8 Comments:
What a bizarre site.
Who would want body parts, especially with all the good parts missing. I'm assuming that's what the blacked out parts means..
Weird ad to find in ones email! I hope it was sent by a friend as a joke?
Hope you feel better soon!
Independent Studies indicate that voting improves morale - so vote today, and have a happier tomorrow!
Also, I don't think your Spam Poison is working.
Perhaps you need to reset the traps, add some new cheese...
Or Peanut Butter. I hear that works very well.
Hmmm...I was begining to wonder if aliens had abducted you.......
Hey, we ALL have those less-than-cheerful posts right?
We can't be Mary-Friggin'-Poppins all the damn time now, can we??? ;)
Personally, I enjoy doom and gloom. Keep it up.
Squiiiirrleeeeyyyy, where aaaarrre yooouuuu?
Damn Squirrel hunters. Bet they got her.
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