GMail is so Wrong

Also, stealing & copying this excerpt from my partner's email draft is too:

[You've just been gifted, GIFTED I SAY! with an email from my brand SPANKING new gmail account.

That's right wh*res I scored an invitation to the infamous gmail and you are left in the cold.

I'll ]

So, what's up with GMail?

Who cares about another email sever from Google anyway? So it has 10X the space. blah blah blah. So you have to be invited to be a beta tester. blah blah blah.

I miss the good old days when google was the best known secret . . .