SquirrleyMojo:

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Sweet 2006

Finally!
The year it all becomes clear!

A new bag
and a smart outfit is what's needed.

The body feels human again--
an ounce of strength will go a long way.

That and 32oz of water every 15 minutes
until the bug flees the body in a tidal wave
of hot urine.
Maybe it was the sip of wine?

So much for dieting;
the New Year began with a bite of
fake strawberry poptart
and a sip of nasty coffee.

A dia-rama is due for Spanish;
projects saved for the last moment.
Viola strings untouched.
Speech exercises down the drain.
Cadoo would be more fun without the word "secret."

Spin class and yoga on Friday nights
sound like torture;
the WS200 turns into a Lit class &
everyone will know.

No plans to bail out yet though.

Close eyes, lay back flat.
Float down the stream; pythons are friends.
Tan.
Enjoy the rhythms of the water.

To beat nausea:
in a dark, cool room,
eyes closed and body curled,
imagine a string with a small square sponge
tied on the end
lowering down
the esophagus,
soaking up acid.
Bring the string slowly back up. Discard.
Repeat.
Then sleep.


2006,
Bring it.

7 Comments:

At 2:44 PM, Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

BTW:

On the Day After, MC Etcher wrote:
"You'll figure out what to do, no worries. It's what you do! Do it!"

Thanks. It's been ringing through my head for six days now and has brought me a bit of confidence.

. . . It's what you do!
Do it! . . .

I like it when people, yo, slap this b*tch up . . .

 
At 4:55 PM, Blogger swamp4me said...

Everything was lovely...until the sponge on the string bit. Suddenly feeling sick. Must leave.

Rock on SQM, rock on.

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger Lillee said...

The sponge on a string image.......uggh.

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger dot said...

Hmmm...I was thinking the sponge on a string trick sounds like a good idea.

 
At 2:20 AM, Blogger sumo said...

Sponge? Yikes! Other than that I see you made another day with the rest of us losers. Glad for the company...

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Happy and Blue 2 said...

Glad you had such a good New Years..

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger MC Etcher said...

Hee hee hee. Damn Skippy.

 

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